RREKT Make a Battle-Bot! (FIGHT: over 9000)

Heh, it is unwise for you to pick a fight with me, you know.

I challenge you to duel me with a robot. You won't know what mine is, and I won't know yours. Whoever gets the least shredded wins!
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1) Bot must fit into laser building area
2) No use of lua to DAMAGE opponents (heh)
3) >>>BOT MUST FACE LEFT!!!!!!!!!<<<
4) No rockets, thrusters, or mini-emiters over the power of 20
5) No static objects (e.g. platform, absorber)
6) No mini-absorbers
7) I will set durability; DON'T CHANGE THE DURABILITY ON YOUR BOT!! (the reason I need to change it is to prevent glitch)
8) Have fun shredding, cutting, and smashing me in the final round!
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Challengers may be accepted or declined.
NOTE: You may have up to 2 rematches with the same bot. Also, if you modify your bot for a rematch, so will I.


Challenge goes on as long as you want :)