Story CHALLENGE

This CHALLENGE is about
creating the worst possible story or short book about nothing or something
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RULES:

1. no interesting characters
2. impossible grammar
3. bad language
4. No sense
5. There is no limit how long can be story
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-Warning-
The all your stories will be used by me to evil purposes for exemple to put to my own book!!!
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All ideas/Stories put in the comment