Redneck in the Mart (for contest)

Are you bored during visiting your local Mart ?Then I'm (not) so proud to present you The World's Most Bored Redneck - Bobye . Thanks to his boredom he have won Darwin Prize TWICE !! :)
Today he will show you how much fun can you have with shopping cart . He called this magic - Carty 'Ombo .
To perform it you'll need :
Fireworks
Fire
Tape , rope or something to connect fireworks
Shopping cart
SH*t load of alcohol

Now let the Bobye to show you .

Enjoy

Built for contest


Rules:
must be bored
Must allow deratives
And must be a derative