UNOFFICIAL CONTEST: Bad Robot [My Entry]

Dislike Bacon? The penalty must be crushingly severe.

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This robot was sent to jail because he doesn't like bacon. He has been placed in your facility, your job is to punish him.
RULES
1. There are no rules.

Ends in one week. Good luck.